asthma jams
loves watching x-files
yells at furniture when
they walk into it
takes care of their plants
but they still die
upside down emoji
wine mom aesthetics
snapchats everything
daily mental breakdowns
no ragrets™
shares vids of cute animals
vegan who misses cheese
tags people on memes 24/7
#relatable
is obsessed with cats
isn’t alive before their
morning coffee
takes buzzfeed quizzes
gudrun schywoman
glitter on everything
loves lush bath bombs
#treatyoself
strapoff
flannels are life flannels is love
does fingerguns if asked how
they are doing
pro at putting together ikea furniture
stopkony2012
pretends to be asleep to
avoid responsibility
eyebrows are always perfect
cries to the star wars soundtrack
call 911
marathons netflix series
likes salt and vinegar chips
forgets that they made tea
blocked, reported & deleted
allergic to wearing dresses
gets spontaneous tattoos
only listens to 90’s music